December 2011
26 tags
“There is no such thing as a heterosexual male, only men who haven’t met Oscar...”
– Oscar Wilde (via notquiteoscarwilde)
Saku engrish
marmalade-chainsaw:
expectation:
“where does the fortunate future come?” (repeatedly)
reality:
“resha, resharesha, uresha, resha resha, uresha, u”
expectation:
“dick mean, fuck off, fuck off and wipe”
reality:
“shiweh! foufoufoufoufou wai”
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
So I wore my gay pride shirt to school today. →
And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But being the rebel that I am, I told her very...
me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
Love it when people on facebook concentrate so...
When people say Kyo can't sing...
intoxicatedscars:
That awkward moment when someone walks in on you... →
How teens and adults text
katieall0ver:
bjaanesantosxoxo:
madboyalamiaanon:
iseeyoureadysetgo:
eatmesexy-:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
this is so my mum
^^^ my mum...
“I think I loathe more than any other person in the history of the world, I’m...”
– Robert Smith (via closer-now)
shedontuse-jelly asked: ooh ill try that thankyou :)
glasspiderwebs:
“there’s no such thing as too much eyeliner” i say as i put on too much eyeliner.
27 tags
friend: so who are you going to kiss at midnight on new years? ;)
me: my laptop
4 tags
It's hilarious when people on my Facebook post...
Just remembered that I own these shoes!
beautiful shoes!
I’ve worn them twice, someone gave them to me. I forgot about them til I found the Bordello website <3
